Sunday, September 13, 2009

Wowzahs.

I have another follower :)
(Yet another best friend [sigh])
Seriously, y'all. Tell people. I still feel pretty funny. Even writing to 4 people. Urgh.

Okay, so. Down to buisness.
Today I:
Got 6 hours of sleep
Worked for 2 hours
Played with my little sister (THERE WAS A MONSTER IN HER ROOM, apparantly)
Did the cat litter
Worked on critique (Ack)
Did a little world history
Thought about English

Got on Facebook
Sang a lot
Danced around like an idiot
And spazzed out (yep)

So far so good, right?

But I am still bored, and don't feel like doing homework. So I got on Blogger. Yay.

Ow. Lola just pulled a sticker off my arm.

I need to shave (and I don't really feel like it. But I need to, because I am wearing a skirt tomorrow. And unshaven legs + skirts = Ewie.

And I feel very silly, talking to the internet about what I do every day. Wow.

Lala.

I decided that I am going to go a whole day without using punctuation. Then another without capitilization. Then another with neither. When? I do not know.

Recently, a girl from Denmark who exchanged to my old school (in like, 2nd grade) found me on Facebook. We used to be so close... I'm very excited.

I burnt my leg with my straightener. Owie.

Why does Facebook speak using "they" instead of "s/he." It knows what you are. It asks. What the crap.

"Must've been the way he walked. Or his sweet, sweet talk." - Shania Twain Love Gets Me Every Time

http://www.scholastic.com/deltora/
I recently remembered reading these books. It's been a long time, but I still remember a good bit about them. They were pretty good, for Kid Fiction books.


OH! I just remembered (and how could I forget) that I saw The Time Traveller's Wife yesterday. It was an awesome (super sappy/cheesy) movie. And if my cousin hadn't given away the ending (thank you, Tori), I probably wouldn't have expected it. It was good stuff.

So my dearest darlings,
I bid you goodbye
For now.


-Jessica

I am typing in white an no one will ever know. BAHA!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Sleepless in Birmingham

So I've been thinking a lot recently. About what? FINE question. But yes, I have been thinking lots of thoughts. And I'm not sure how to put them down.

"That's your problem. You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie."
- Becky (Sleepless in Seattle)


Why is that one person always taken (or something)? It's stupid. It's all too complicated.
As one of my friends said --
"Why can't it just be: Girl: 'Hey, I like you,' Boy: 'I like you too, want to hold hands and be a happy couple who goes on dates on Friday nights?' Girl: 'Yes.'"
(I agree)

Bwa.
:KLsodlsffkjasdf'asdg.

I feel like ranting. But I don't know what to rant about.
Hmm.

Hallelujah! My "OMG" (as we called them last year. Ridiculous, I know. But it stuck) popped up in my facebook chat! WAHH.
[Just so you know, an OMG is a person that you think is cute, have a crush on, like, ect. Yes.]

LWaggoner, one of my followers, and close friends (who should make a blog) is writng every day, in a journal AND every few days on the computer.
YES, LITA. WRITE A BLOG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUyUvq3dsKc
Hehe. I love this look. It is a perfect "mom look."

Hmph. I'm being ignored. That is not fun.

Just a question: how did I end up with blonde hair and brown eyes? That is so weird! People with bonde hair are supposed to have blue eyes.
Like her: http://media.entertainment.sky.com/image/unscaled/2007/3/21/Blue-Eyed-Celebs-1514620.jpg
Or her: http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/dbf/041408_bell_400x400.jpg
I mean really. These girls are perfect. WHAT DO THEY EXPECT FROM US?
I am not these stars. I am that girl you see at school, with frizzy hair and a good serving of zits. I'm that girl you don't really notice. But you don't need to, because she's also that girl who prefers to watch from afar (and be painfully obvious) if she likes you. So you just look at her and keep walking. No big deal.

On the topic, I am going to type up something I wrote in my journal. I shall share it with you, oh ye lucky people who care about my blog:
"What if I shouldn't be here? What if I shouldn't be anywhere? Then why would I be? Is there a fault I'm missing? One that I don't see? Is THAT what's wrong with me? Is there anything wrong with me? Or am I mental? Why the hell AM I here? Why am I anywhere? Do I have a purpose? Am I teaching someone something? Am I showing someone what or what not to be? Or am I here because I'm here, no reason?"
I have no idea where that came from. But I think it is interesting.

Okay, so those of you, my kind, lovable followers, need to tell your friends about this blog. 'Cause I feel silly writing to 3 people. Help me.

I'm going to go now.

-Jessica

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Oh my buh-Jesus.

I have not been on here for a long, long, long, long time. That's a little sad. And for those (as few as you may be) who follow this blog, or, hell, even know it exsists, I apologize. I feel I have mis-done you (or however you say it).

So. Hmm. The past few days have been very interesting. I am now single (really I am pretty convinced that I will live). I have a progress report coming out, and TONS of homework already.

As for the "single" thing. I like to believe that I am never single, because I am always loved my friends and family (you guys rock). One of my friends found one of those Dove wrappers that said something along the lines of "Love is the gate to happieness." She told me that it upsets her, because she is unloved, by relationship standards. I wanted to drop what I was doing, leap up and tell her that she is NOT unloved, and who gives a crap about Dove chocolate wrappers, anyways. But I didn't. Why? I do not know.

I also lost my iPod. Which makes me a very, very sad little girl. VERY sad (my English teacher says not to use "very" or "rather" or "really" in my essays for her. They are just "fluff").
Now if I want to listen to music, I have to steal someone elses iPod or listen to it from my laptop. NOT cool.
Lesson learned: Don't put iPods in your pocket.

Also, Africa was great. Hopefully I'll get some pictures up soon. But I'm pretty sure that all of my followers have heard the story a million times over, so I won't bother typing it all up.

Love always,
Jessica


P.S. Has anyone else noticed how few people are on Facebook at the same time you're on? It's inconveienent.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Uno Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Cinco Seis!

My mother ran over a snake in her car today. No joke. How 'bout that?

Am I the only person who gets confused by time zones? Because I don't understand them. Like, at all.

Gahhh, I have nothing to write abouuuuut. Augh.

Cake Wrecks! Check out the Cake Wrecks blog - if you haven't already. It's Hilarious. :)

2 days. The COUNTDOWN IS ON, BABY. 2 DAYS.

How many days until Legally Blonde, Lita? It's too many for me to count.

Well, I actually need to go to sleep, for I have been waking up early, and I am tired.

Goodnight Internet!

-Jessica

Friday, June 5, 2009

I'm back!

Hey, few followers of my blog! Sorry that I haven't been writing. I've been doing nothing all week, and I just haven't felt like it. I don't really have anything to write about, anyways...

Oh, hey. 8 days until Africa! *Screams* I am so excited! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Hopefully I won't get eaten by a lion...

Okay... now I know this seems very typical teenage-girly, but... check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ9afRgToxE. Oh my gosh. I am going to see this... like the night that it comes out.

I saw Up, by the way. It was great. I had to see it in 2D though, 'cause my little sister won't wear the glasses. Oi.

Hmmm... what else... I am seeing Land of the Lost this Tuesday... it looks funny.

Okay, well I have to go. I's go on a walk now.

Seeya!

-Jessica

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Just thought I'd drop in

I will not be able to post tonight*, so I decided I'd go ahead and do it now.

Because school was out today, I was home alone - again. Pfff. Borededness. But I watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. :) I's like that movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6pW_q1PvH0 I love this song. Loooove. It is by the Plain White T's (who I also love**.). It's too cute.

Does anyone have a phone with an insane vibrate mode? I do. It is so loud! I can hear it from the next room, seriously. 'Tis bad. Lauren has the same phone, and she will agree with me. It has gotten better as it has gotten older... but, yikes, it's still vicious.

Oi. I'm hungry. Like, really hungry. I could go for some Fettuchine[sp?] Alfredo right about now. Or a whole bunch of chocolate. Ohh! Both.

"We say, we do. The lies, the truth. But all I need is next to me." - All-American Rejects.

Well, I must go.

Ch-ch-chia!

-Jessica

(P.S. - I hate gnats)

* My class has a lock-in tonight! Yay! I am so excited. Wait... did I already tell you that?

**There is so much love going on here.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I do not, in fact, think I can dance.

Today was my last day of school!!!!!!!
Yay! But wait... no. Hmmm... :/ I like school.
But it's oooooooverr! Yesssss!

I would like to share with you a few comments from a book our school gives out. Each person passes around their book, and and everyone signs it. Even people who don't know you! Haha. Anyways, these are a few of my favorites:

1) I haven't gotten to know you yet. But I will.

2) Jessica - Your name continues to confound me. (We went to the graveyard.)*

3)This is where I should put some cliche like
'reach for the sky'

or
'live long and prosper'
or
'keep it cool, yo!'
But instead, I'll say that writing is your thing; and sarcasm is your thing; keep it up.

4) Jessica! You are amazing. I can see my 7th grade self so much in you... Don't be scared. And most of all, make friends with the upperclassmen. :)

5) Jessica, you are the cheese to macaroni. I love you so much!!** Remember two things:
1.) Don't worry be happy.
2.) Blondie, call me. :)

Those made me happy. :D

Well, I has lots of things to do.

Nighty!!

-Jessica

*Loooooooong story. Maybe I'll tell you sometime.
** I love you too, Lita!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Bend and Snap!

I was home alone almost all day today... whew. I was supposed to be studying, but [coughs] I didn't... :) Oops?

OH! So guess what. The plum soup I was making, I (duh) made it. And it is delicious! You know how I know that? We didn't spill it! Yay! [happy dances]

Legally Blonde (Ze Movie) is on ABC family tonight. I'm-a-gonna watch it. I really can't get it off my mind. Eep!

:) <-- This is me. I smiling. I am going to be home alone [again] tomorrow. But I really do need to study tomorrow. Nothing particularly interesting happened to me today... Pfffff... Ummm... Ohhh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyyrYPTjPJg
Yay yay yay yay yay yay! This movie looks AH-Mazing. YAY!

Well, today has been a fantasmigorical* day. :) Whoop whoop!

I'll talk to you tomorrow!

-Jessica

*It's a word, here in Jessica-land.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Mamma Mia! Here I go again...

Alright... so today is Sunday. And I am going to a Bridal shower (whoop whoop!).
I have to leave in, like, an hour though.

You know the movie Legally Blonde? Well, now it's a musical, in case you haven't heard. And guess what.
I'm going to see it!
Yay. I am thrilled. I love musicals. I really love funny musicals. It is courtesy of one of my BFF's.

Next, I'll talk about 10,000 B.C. Seen that? I'm seeing for the first time. It's not making too much sense to me right now... but maybe that's 'cause I'm half watching. Also, where are those giant chickens I've heard so much about? So far, it's just been people stabbing other people.

Hey, have you heard the song "Human" by the Killers? Well, there was some controversy about if it is "are we human, or are we dancer?" or "are we human, or are we denser?" I like denser better; it has a deeper meaning (at least I think so). But - according to Wikipedia - it was supposed to be "dancer." How lame.

Okay, well, I have to go primp and preen for this Bridal Shower thingie.

Farewell, internet! I shall see you tomorrow.

Au Reviour,

-Jessica

Saturday, May 23, 2009

It's 11:11! Make A Wish!

So.
What did you wish for?
World peace?
You didn't?
Me either.

Alright, so I made a blog. I doubt it will be anything special, but I decided to give it a shot.
Okay, so this blog is going to be filled with alot of stories about me, my "adventures," (if you will) and probably alot about my friends. For example:

A looonnnnng time ago, the Culinard came to my school. I really liked the chilled plum soup they brought. I mean, it is super delicious, guys. About a month or so later (a few days ago), I decided I would find a recipe. I did, and I worked so hard on making it. Well, the metal bowl I used to mix the ingredients in was piping hot. I grabbed some oven mitts and went to put it in the fridge. There was a perfect spot. I set it down, and at the last second...

it spilled everywhere. I'm talking all in the fridge, all over the floor, and all over me. It sucked. Me and my mom had to sit there and clean it up and - bless her soul - that woman washed every nook and cranny of that fridge (thanks, Mom!). It was so bad. I'm still not over it yet.


But this is my amateur attempt at a blog. Keep checking in, maybe I can make you smile every now and then.

'Night. Live long and prosper*.

:)

-Jessica

*I hope that's not copyrighted or something.